First of all, I know you’re ticked off because now everyone knows your name is Marjorie! Go easy on them…
Second, although I haven’t seen you in ages, my heart aches knowing you are no longer in this world. It was great to hear your voice on the phone a few months back and knowing you were still the Alf that we all know and love!
I will always look back on our times with fond memories of going to the pub with you, spilling red wine all over your white carpet, picnics in Regent’s Park, and solving all the world’s problems!
I look forward to seeing you again, my dear – keep the kettle on. xoxoxo